Have you ever tasted a blonde oreo? Tell me, HAVE YOU?
If not, you need to stop reading right now and go to the grocery store and buy yourself some blonde oreos. I think the proper name is "golden", but let me tell you, these morsels are utter satisfaction. My roommate's boyfriend introduced me to them today and I am blissful.
Granted, that could be because I've been depriving myself from sweets. But, you know, I have a pretty advanced sweet palate. I don't think it could be ruined after a brief retreat from sweets. I feel as though I'm still certified to recommend such delicacies.
So go try some. Today.